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Day 3 of my diet. I hate everybody.

So you decided to be like every other person in America and say "This is the year I lose weight! I will finally fit into those size -14 pants that I saw a 7 year old wearing!"ย  Good for you. That's awesome. Everyone loves a New Years resolution. Or eight. I jumped on that bandwagon… Continue reading Day 3 of my diet. I hate everybody.

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Don’t gift for the sake of gifting.

Every year I end up going to the store at the last-minute or frantically searching on Amazon for a gift...just to get a gift. On Thanksgiving, my brother-in-law approached us with some true honesty. "Let's buy gifts for the kids but not each other this year. I don't want gifts that don't have meaning and… Continue reading Don’t gift for the sake of gifting.

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Embrace the Stretchy Pants

It's almost here, folks. The most magical time of the year where dreams come true. Where fantasies come alive and everything is good in your life. Where Grandmas get drunk, kids pass out, and alcohol-induced rants by your Uncle Bob make fireside chat for years to come. No, this isn't about Christmas/Chanukah/Mawlid an Nabi/Yule/whichever religion… Continue reading Embrace the Stretchy Pants

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Half Ass Halloween

Sometimes, I really feel like other parents need to calm it down. Well, they shouldn't (and please don't!) because I really do enjoy seeing the creativity in their family themed costumes. I promise, I do. But it also exhausts me. And makes me realize how half-assed I've become with this holiday. I think I need… Continue reading Half Ass Halloween

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Hi! I’m new!

Welcome, welcome, welcome. I'm pretty stoked to get started. What it is I am actually doing is anyone's guess. I'm thinking part blog, part store, part "This is how you should live your life." Just kidding, I barely know how to live my own life so you should most definitely not take my advice very… Continue reading Hi! I’m new!