In Sickness & In Hell. Ahem, Health.

"I came in with a spray bottle of hospital grade disinfectant and sprayed every door handle, knob, sink, and any other nonporous surface I could find. I vinegared the shit out of the couch cushions just in case."


Half Ass Halloween

Sometimes, I really feel like other parents need to calm it down. Well, they shouldn't (and please don't!) because I really do enjoy seeing the creativity in their family themed costumes. I promise, I do. But it also exhausts me. And makes me realize how half-assed I've become with this holiday. I think I need… Continue reading Half Ass Halloween